Sep 20
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught.
It’s like Facebook in real life…
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Sep 20
When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says, “You were so cute! What happened?”
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
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Sep 11
There is no ‘me’ in the words ‘Slut’ or ‘Ugly’
but there is a U.
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Sep 11
that awkward moment when you accidentally send a ;) instead of a :).
and the person’s all like g!v3 !t 2 me bby!
and your just like oh, god no.
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